They Say That In The Army
They say that in the army the chow is might fine
Chicken jumped off the table and
started marching time.
CHORUS
Oh, how I want to go,
But they won't let me go,
Hooooome, ooooome,
ooooome, HEY!
They say that in the the Army the coffee is mighty fine
It looks like muddy water
and tastes like turpentine.
CHORUS
They say that in the Army the money is mighty fine
They give you a
hundred dollars and take back ninety-nine.
CHORUS
They say that in the Army the men are mighty fine
They say they'll
take you out to eat, but on C-rats you dine.
CHORUS
They say that in the Army the guys are mighty fine
They say you'll
find none better, I say they've lost their minds.
CHORUS
They say that in the Army the boys are mighty fine.
